Porkchops and Apple Sauce
DateTime:1/7/2009 11:45:13 AM
Ha... get it? /Boggle. Happy Have A Party With Your Bear Day! Get the bear all tanked up and make it wear the lampshade on its head 'n stuff. I know what you're thinking. That you might also take advantage of bear in its liquored state. Well you are sick, sick, SICK! Doesn't poor bear have to endure enough already without having your sweaty, nasty self all over it? I'm glad we talked about this. People undergoing birthdays include Bud Bundy (39), Oskana Baiul (31) and Lisa Bonet (40). Have a good one!
On this day in history...

• 1380 - French King Charles VI declares no taxes for ever.
  
• 1811 - Earthquake in Missouri caused the Mississippi River to flow backwards.
  
• 1875 - William Bonwill, patents dental mallet to impact gold into cavities.
  
• 1907 - Oklahoma becomes 46th state.
  
• 1939 - Al Capone freed from Alcatraz jail.
  
• 1955 - Johnny Cash made his 1st chart appearance with "Cry Cry Cry".
  
• 1973 - President Nixon authorizes construction of Alaskan pipeline.
  
• 1974 - 1st intentional interstellar radio message sent, Arecibo telescope towards M 41, a cluster of stars some 25,000 light years away.