Another Khemi Saturday
DateTime:1/7/2009 11:45:13 AM
Good morning, welcome to November! I'm Jube and I'll be your cruise director for the month. I don't know ship terminology, so on the ass end of the boat you'll find I Am So Thankful Month, along with International International Drum Month, Learn Chinese Month, Impotency Month, Peanutbutter Lovers Month, Roasting Month and Vegan Month. The rest of the ship is off limits because Gopher and Doc are having a sexy party. Today's birthdays include Jenny McCarthy (36), Lyle Lovett (51) and Rick Allen [Def Leppard] (45). I'll be home at 6, have dinner ready.